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Counting in Japanese

4monkey — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 14:20:04 +0000

Every time you scratch your knee do you wonder why you are counting to two in Japanese?

Let off a Cat

4monkey — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 19:23:48 +0000

There are three ways to let off a cat:

1: Stop the car and open the door.
2. Tie a stick of TNT to the tail and…
3. Watch the cat pee on the bed and…
go back to sleep.

Foxlish World

4monkey — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 19:04:32 +0000

Beware of sticky dead cats stuffed with TNT that are about to…

a. roll over
b. go off
c. scratch
d. blow away

Printable English exercises to test yourself on phrasal verbs, vocabulary and humour. The cat can’t scratch because it’s dead, it can’t blow away because it’s sticky and it can’t roll over because it’s sticky and dead. So that leaves…

Six sleeping sheep

4monkey — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 15:46:16 +0000

Six sleeping sheep on six sailing ships sailed slowly south.

(slur slowly sevenfold)

British History Quiz

4monkey — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 21:44:13 +0000

Practice your English and test your knowledge of British history at the same time with this easy quiz.

Helping

4monkey — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 22:21:47 +0000

Q. What is he doing?

A. Nothing.

Q. What are you doing?

A. Helping him.

A Box

4monkey — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 22:16:57 +0000

Q. How many sides has a box?

A. Two. The inside and the outside.

Japanese English ALC

4monkey — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 17:21:55 +0000

ALC has a very good English-Japanese and Japanese-English translator/dictionary.

http://www.alc.co.jp/

Very useful.

Steptoe and Son

4monkey — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 16:02:03 +0000

Steptoe and Son. Classic British comedy from the early 1960s and 1970s with two rag & bone men. From the days when bottles of milk were delivered to ones doorstep, only to be attacked by wild tits. You may never drink English tea again.

Phrasal Verbs by Example

4monkey — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 14:59:20 +0000

There are over 120 phrasal verbs by example to study and mull over. Find out how many ways there are for something to go off or be put out.