The tale of the dog that tried to eat the cat before it went off

On the first day, the dog saw a cat.
The dog tried to eat the cat.
But the cat went off.
So the dog went hungry.

On the second day, the dog saw a cat.
The dog ate the cat.
But the cat had gone off.
The dog was very sick and threw up.

On the third day, the dog saw a cat.
As the the dog bit the cat…
the cat went off. <BOOM>
This cat was in fact an IED.

That was the end of the dog.

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