Counting in Japanese
August 24, 2011
Every time you scratch your knee do you wonder why you are counting to two in Japanese?
Let off a Cat
March 11, 2011
There are three ways to let off a cat:
1: Stop the car and open the door.
2. Tie a stick of TNT to the tail and…
3. Watch the cat pee on the bed and…
go back to sleep.
Foxlish World
February 20, 2011
Beware of sticky dead cats stuffed with TNT that are about to…
a. roll over
b. go off
c. scratch
d. blow away
Printable English exercises to test yourself on phrasal verbs, vocabulary and humour. The cat can’t scratch because it’s dead, it can’t blow away because it’s sticky and it can’t roll over because it’s sticky and dead. So that leaves…
Six sleeping sheep
January 25, 2011
Six sleeping sheep on six sailing ships sailed slowly south.
(slur slowly sevenfold)
British History Quiz
January 5, 2011
Practice your English and test your knowledge of British history at the same time with this easy quiz.
Helping
January 2, 2011
Q. What is he doing?
A. Nothing.
Q. What are you doing?
A. Helping him.
A Box
January 2, 2011
Q. How many sides has a box?
A. Two. The inside and the outside.
Japanese English ALC
December 15, 2010
ALC has a very good English-Japanese and Japanese-English translator/dictionary.
Very useful.
Steptoe and Son
November 9, 2010
Steptoe and Son. Classic British comedy from the early 1960s and 1970s with two rag & bone men. From the days when bottles of milk were delivered to ones doorstep, only to be attacked by wild tits. You may never drink English tea again.
