September 24, 2013
Test your knowledge of the Harry Potter films and books while practising your English.
There’s 120 questions on the first level, if you can get a good score out of 100 you can see the second level and try another 80 more difficult questions.
You need to be a real Harry Potter fan to get a good score.
Find out how good you really are on Harry Potter and Hogwart lore.
Knock on the door to enter.
August 28, 2013
Q. When a bear sticks up (robs) a bank, what kind of face does it have?
A. A bare face. (pronounced bear face) – because a bear never wears a mask!
June 15, 2013
I studied English many years ago.
I have studied English recently.
I study English every day.
I‘m studing English now.
I’m going to study English.
I will study English… one day!
April 29, 2013
The Past Continuous or Past Progressive is usually used when one action in the past interupts another that was in progress.
I was sleeping when the telephone rang.
It was still snowing when I arrived home.
An action starts in the past (-ing form) but before it reaches the present it is interupted by an event (simple past).
February 17, 2013
February 17, 2013
April 17, 2012
Tom are you there?
Yes, I’m here!
What are you doing Tom?
I’m doing the same as Dick.
Dick what are you doing?
I’m helping Harry.
So, Harry what are you doing?
August 24, 2011
Every time you scratch your knee do you wonder why you are counting to two in Japanese?
March 11, 2011
There are three ways to let off a cat:
1: Stop the car and open the door.
2. Tie a stick of TNT to the tail and…
3. Watch the cat pee on the bed and…
go back to sleep.
February 20, 2011
Beware of sticky dead cats stuffed with TNT that are about to…
a. roll over
b. go off
d. blow away
Printable English exercises to test yourself on phrasal verbs, vocabulary and humour. The cat can’t scratch because it’s dead, it can’t blow away because it’s sticky and it can’t roll over because it’s sticky and dead. So that leaves…