3 Ways to Pot a Cat

March 30, 2010

1. Pick up a shotgun, aim and take a potshot.
2. Hand the cat to a cook from China or Vicenza, Italy.
3. Curl cat into a furry ball and place on pool table. Pick up cue stick, line up with white ball and aim for corner or center pocket.

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